One Beefy Mornin!?

Today is like any other morning except for i am really late for a meeting. Me thinking the time is saying 6 a.m but it is really only 5. I crawl done the stairs with relief, then leave off to work. Since I'm not in such a rush i take the long way to work. But the way i take is different. I really dont go any other route, I don’t get out much if you know what i mean. The scenery begins to turn very mellow and creepy looking. Then out into the horizon i see a... sombrero?? of all things, a sunberra! Then i notice it’s a Taco Bell. Out of nowhere my stomach speaks to me about itsr needs of hunger. Seduced from the smell, i enter the drive thru with pride. I pull up to the window and find a young man overjoyed for a new customer. the man asks "¿Qué puedo obtener para usted?" with confusion of not knowing spanish i order a 3 beefy burritos and a drink. Moments later i receive my meal and head off. On my way to work my meal just jumps onto the floor with no warning. I pull towards the curb, and that is when it happened: the beef exploded out of it's wrapping and attacks me out of my car! Once i pull some distance from the vehicle, the beef begins to form the shape of a human and steal my car. I tell myself "i just got jacked by beef...wow." Then i notice I'm now late for work.