Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Craving a BK Burger?

The daily calorie intake for women should be around 1940 calories and 2550 calories for men. A single burger, known as the BK stacker from Burger King consists of four burgers, four slices of cheese and eight strips of bacon. It also contains 1,000 calories, 30g of Saturated fat and 1,800mg of sodium. The amount of calories in this burger is almost half of the calorie intake for women (940).


Craving a BK burger?



Hunger strikes. Alvin decides to go get a quick bite to eat. He pulls up to the nearest fast food restaurant that resembles a warehouse with a single sign…a large glowing burger. When Alvin pulls up the over excited employee at the window asks "what can I get for you today?" with a creepy laugh. Alvin asks for a Quad BK stacker burger with fries as the stench of old grease gushes from the fast food window. Alvin pays and receives a greased drenched paper bag and drives away into the darkness. When Alvin pulls over to eat he notices a laugh, a very evil laugh but doesn’t pay it any attention, letting his stomach think before his brain. Then all of a sudden the over greased burger flings itself out of the bag and onto the dash board. Alvin pulls over with panic and collides into a tree. Once Alvin awakes from being unconscious he notices that he as a severe stomach ache but doesn't know why, then he hears mumbling. The burger somehow made its way into his stomach and is having a hard time digesting. For the next 10 days the burger sits in Alvin’s stomach, making him feel sick and tired all day long. For weeks Alvin has had nightmares about this creepy grease filled hamburger.

(Fact: On average it takes a Burger King cheeseburger 2-11 days to digest.)

1 comment:

  1. (Applause) This was good. Humor and eduction.

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